#hc nho

[shade-e-e-es]

“You want to know what I hate most about that stupid resistance?” Doc asks one morning.

“Why did this come up? Literally nothing we’ve talked about so far has led to this conversation happening.” Etho says, passing a wet plate to Beef.

“Doc just hasn’t gotten his weekly complaint quota filled, Etho, just roll with it.” Beef says, taking the plate and drying it off.

“Shut up and ask me what I hate about them.”

“DOC MY GREAT FRIEND WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT THAT STUPID RESISTANCE!!” Bdubs yells, mouth full of food.

“Thank you Bdubs. It’s that STUPID REN GUY.”

“Oh my god SAME!!” Bdubs agrees, as is his nature to do.

“See I don’t usually dislike the new hermits! I get that they can be shy and all that, but he’s been with us for a season and he still acts so stand offish!! It’s not always bad! Maybe he’s just shy but no.”

Doc slams a hand down on the table.

“In meetings he is so nice!! A bit quiet but nice!! And then, when we’re doing meetings and things with the resistance he looks like he wants to personally kill us! Like he hates us and it is personal!!”

“I trust Iskalls opinion on company! Yes! But even Iskall must see how mean that dog guy is!!”

“LITERALLYYYY like Iskall rules!! But it sucks having to deal with Iskalls bodygaurd whenever you want to have a conversation!!!”

(“Should we just let them keep talking.” Etho whispers. Beef responds. “They wouldn’t stop if we tried. It’s too early for this.”)

“You know what? No. This has been stewing for too long.”

“I will teach that dog a lesson for messing with the nHo.”

PT 1 (you are here) | PT 2

(Also this ends positively with them being friends dw)

[bakuvex]

I got a bit obsessed with one piece again and drew those guys in egghead outfits

[agni-ashes]

“etho helping here didn’t help his cause to be in the nho.. just saying 🤨”

here. have a zoomed in doc

[kojitheopossum]

reject humanity be reclaimed by the growth and rot

[soul-sand]

Inktober Day 24: Tarnished

sentinel

[voiarc-draws]

Hermit Horror Week Day 2; Environment

anyone else remember the jungle? cause I remember the jungle

[bellshazes]

@smt1 replied to your post “genuinely not even joking when i want to make a...”:

remember etho's mindcrack s5 unfinished tree base. now im sad

​I DO it was so fun for him to suddenly go organics-focused. that's the season bdubs lived in a dark oak forest too and started getting weird abt sleepign & also did i think his first redstone w bdubs lesson. ;

[f4rlands]

Could you do a xisuma or etho

my favourite weird dog

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

Spacedubs is done! No one talk to me I got Feelings™

Fic summary:

Bdubs is a Human out in deep space. Most people here haven't seen a human before but they know they don't like them. So to get rid of him the cops framed him for a crime and tried to throw him in jail. What they didn't expect was for Bdubs to hide on a ship and make it out of there.

So now he's stuck on a space ship with aliens he doesn't know and hoping they won't throw him out the airlock.

Chapter summary:

The life of the Human, BdoubleO, how he went to space, and why

[theimpishknight]

Goretober! I’ll he (trying) to do a hermit for every prompt, so,

Day 1. : disembowelment - BdoubleO

[flurmitcraff]

If Mumbo-Iskall endbusting could come back...do you think Convex...? 🥺

[shade-e-e-es]

Hours later, Doc is still fuming as he thinks of all the ways he should give it to that stinky mutt. To cool off he decides to go on a walk.

He quickly finds out it does not help. As is his nature as a creeper, he walks silently, ears perked for any sign of sound.

He picks up his pace as he hears the dull thud of someone chopping a tree. It’s either Etho or Beef making a project in the middle of the night.

Or it’s an intruder.

He’s hoping it’s an intruder because then he can attack something, as messed up as that sounds.

And oh the joy he feels (and fury) when he sees the red shirt and brown tail of Ren Dog.

The bushes rustle as Doc moves to step out. He only pauses for a second as Rens ears perk and he starts to growl, his swing stopping as he adjusts his hold on the axe. A battle stance.

Fine. A fight.

… maybe he should try and. Talk a little before he blows this guy up.

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, MAN?” Doc hisses.

He expects Ren to rush him. To growl and attack even if it’s just with words. It’s how he acts during the day, after all.

He did not expect the smile, the tail wagging, and the excitement.

“Doc! My dude!! Jeez man you scared me!! I thought you were a freakin skeleton or something!! Sorry, didn’t mean to growl at you like that!!”

Doc stares blankly. What. Why is he.. so excited. And before he can even open his mouth to hiss out something about taxes or his tree, Ren continues.

“I’m really genuinely sorry about the tree. I’d have come and asked if I knew you were awake. I can never tell what your guys’s sleep schedules are! Besides Bdubs. Always know when he’s passed out!!”

“Seriously like that dude will pass out the moment the sun goes over the hills even if we’re trying to talk to him! It’s a bit funny though so it’s fine on our end. Guys gotta sleep! Oh- right. I can pay you back and stuff for the tree. I tried to pick a smaller one far away from your projects so I don’t mess any landscapes up. I’m also going to replant the sapling and all that!!” Ren shifts from foot to foot, a smile on his face, a wag in his tail. His eyes almost sparkle as he stares at Doc.

And it.

This doesn’t make sense to Doc. Why does.. Ren doesn’t act like this! He’s! Quiet. He’s grumpy. He acts like he hates every single member of the nHo and yet here he is raving about Bdubs in a joking way to Doc of all people.

“What.” Doc says.

“Oh. Uh.” Ren chuckles a little. “Sorry. I am. Nervous, NOT ABOUT YOU!! I just don’t want to be away from Iskall for too long. See I’m here to get wood to make a fire over in our camp. Iskall has a fever and we both agreed that staying at the resistance base would be better than going to our houses. Too much movement. But I.. suck at taking care of sick people. So I’m doing what I know best! Chopping trees, making fire, cooking soup!! (If you happen to have any notes on making soup please let me know. I lied about knowing best on it.)” Ren leans in, whispering the last bit.

He’s so animated. He can’t stand still. Doc is.. flabbergasted!!

It doesn’t compute. It just.

“Why are you. Being. Nice???”

“Wha?”

PT 1 | PT 3

[tumblingghosts]

i have never left that cursed jungle...

is anyone else still stuck in that goddamn desert or is it just me and goodtimeswithscar over there

[asketho]

OOC: about this Etho

information about the c!Etho on this blog under the cut; may be added to at a later date

updated last: jun 11 24

No one knows what his species is, though a few hermits have guesses and betting pools

His hair is naturally white and all of his body hair, eyelashes, eyebrows, etc is as well

He has slightly too-sharp fingernails that look more like claws than human fingers

He wears a single clock earring on his right ear

His ears are slightly pointed at the tips and stick out a little

His left eye is Redstone of his own creation; he adds to it frequently and currently it can measure distances by sight, identify players and mobs, preform and display complex equations and calculations, see in the dark to a limited degree, zoom in and out [it appears to him like an overlay on the left side of his vision, a small pop-up window), and more. He lost his left eye in a creeper explosion in his singleplayer world when a piece of shrapnel hit him square in the eye. His right eye is a white iris, deep red pupil, and just barely a ring of medium grey surrounding the iris.

He is 6' 4" - shorter than Doc (like most), taller than a majority of other Hermits and Lifers. When compared to Scar out of his wheelchair, they are similar heights but Scar is a few inches taller

He wears ratty, tattered fingerless gloves

He is almost never seen without his jacket; he complains of being cold without it

Only the NHO have seen his face without his mask

His entire body is very scarred, especially his back

While this is not a focal point of this blog and will be tagged, he has struggled with self harm in the past. Please be mindful of your own limits and block #self harm tw

Mod Note: I have not seen a fair few seasons of HC, including the most recent (9 & 10) and I have not finished Third Life, Double Life, or seen any after Double Life. I will include this as I (very slowly) watch it. This blog is "set" in a fictional season so that I can have creative liberty and not worry about getting fact checked.

[soul-sand]

hermit a day 6 and 7 :]]] b&w this time

[hermitsandcrafts]

There are a couple black markets in wynncraft so I'm kind of on the fence of where Shade-e-e's would take place.

I think for my wynn au it would be right in Selchar, as it is a trade town, and would be a great business to fund Etho's adventures on the side. Most of the others in the guild are aware of Shade-e-e's but they don't know what is actually sold there.

I like to think that the NHO members know what's actually being sold at shade-e-e's, whereas most of the hermit guild just shrugs towards it.

Even if Etho is never as theatrical about it, he is just a big con-man as Scar is and they have a mutual respect over it.

Also list of people in the Know about shade-e-e's: Beef, Doc, Bdubs, Scar, Joel, and Iskall

X had so much fun w/ that service on hc s7 that I feel he deserves to be a main buyer but doesn't know Etho runs it

Thank you to my mutual @katkat030 for making me rethink and miss shade-e-e's so much that I've included it into my au now